me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
bandboysasparents: “Disneyland again? Man, this blows!” Matt Flyzik’s teenage son complained. Matt then took one of his ear gauges and threw it directly at his son’s face.
gerikey: i bet mikey way has the cutest little farts ever that dont even smell and it’s just a blessing whenever he toots